Monday 7 December 2009
Running in Heels - Be Aggressive!
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Reality show to anoint new British fashion queen of NY
Journalist Joanna Coles, editor of Marie Claire, is to star in an American reality TV series based on the magazine. Gaby Wood meets the woman following in the footsteps of Tina Brown and Anna Wintour as the latest Briton to storm New York's glittering world of fashion and media
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* The Observer, Sunday 22 February 2009
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In August last year, Joanna Coles, the editor-in-chief of US Marie Claire, appeared on Fox News. Coles had interviewed Barack Obama for her magazine, and in the course of it he had criticised Fox News for painting an unfair portrait of his wife Michelle.
Joanna Coles Joanna Coles. Photograph: Style Network
Fox anchorwoman Greta van Susteren asked Coles if Obama had said anything more specific about "who he has a beef with here". "No," Coles replied in the most businesslike tone possible, "It was really a much more general attack on the conservative media. He didn't single you out, Greta, but I'm sure you would have been in there."
Not for nothing is Coles referred to as "the Simon Cowell of fashion"; as of 1 March, the British journalist will be capitalising on that reputation and appearing in an eight-episode reality TV series based around Marie Claire, which she took over as editor almost three years ago. The show follows Coles, her staff and, in particular, three young interns, as they attempt to negotiate demands for beauty tips, ferry designer clothes across town, guide celebrities along the red carpet and arrive at work on time despite forbidding footwear.
This meant Coles was trailed by four camera crews and wore a microphone around the clock. (In the current issue's editor's letter she explains that Renée Zellweger taught her a trick: if you want to have a private conversation, you tap the microphone in your bra repeatedly to obscure the sound.) Why an editor would endure such an arrangement for months on end is something of a mystery until you learn that, unlike the fictional satire The Devil Wears Prada or even the forthcoming feature-length documentary about Vogue (called The September Issue), Running in Heels is Marie Claire's baby. Rather than putting the knife in, it cleverly extends the brand.
"It became clear that if you looked at the success that Elle had had with Project Runway [a US TV reality show about fashion]," Coles explains, "the TV show could be very useful for propelling the magazine, and trying to get people who don't know about it to read it. It's a very simple marketing opportunity." She doesn't worry about how she might come across - although she is given a 48-hour period in which to make changes to each episode - because, "I feel like I am who I am, and they were here and they get that. We're not acting in it - it's not scripted."
Although Coles won't confirm this, it looks as if Marie Claire, which last autumn hired former Elle fashion director and Project Runway judge Nina Garcia, will also take over the sponsorship of the reality TV show itself. The advertising partnerships the magazine derives from such ventures, as well as rising subscriptions (they have more than doubled since Coles took over) mean Marie Claire is, in Coles's phrase, "quite well fortified" against an economy that has everyone else breathing into brown paper bags.
Towards the end of New York fashion week, I meet Coles in her office on the 34th floor of Norman Foster's spectacular Hearst building, where even the lobby escalators can induce a fit of vertigo. She has just come back from a day of show-hopping, and is getting ready to deliver a talk at the Columbia School of Journalism that evening. "We kicked off with Vera Wang downtown, then we had Tommy Hilfiger, then we had Brian Reyes, then we had Isaac, then we had Calvin ..." Coles reels off the runways while she freshens her make-up at her desk. She pulls a Dior compact from a Prada bag and adds: "I had a slight clash on Monday, because I really should have gone to Marc Jacobs but - and this is going to sound very Tina Brownish - I had Peter Mandelson for dinner. And the thing is, I can look at Marc Jacobs online ..."
Peter Mandelson, I suggest, is perhaps not so good online. "Well, he's such fun to have supper with. He's just a hoot. But I thought to myself, oh God, I really should be doing Marc Jacobs."
She considers her clothes. Fur is no good for meeting students - they might object. Also, her belt clashes with her necklace. "Here's the solution," she says. "Black belt." She mutters something about the fashion closet and calls over an assistant, who scurries off, returning a few minutes later with a belt sized for a small hamster. "It's Oscar," the assistant says, meaning de la Renta. "It's tiny!" Coles retorts. She tries to get it around her waist and hands it back. "That is insulting," she says. "That really is insulting." The assistant goes off to find another.
Inevitably, people wonder whether Joanna Coles is the new Tina Brown, or the new Anna Wintour, or even the new Glenda Bailey - all British women who have moved to New York and taken the magazine industry by storm. But she is an intriguing combination of things, a very good fit for a magazine that has always flaunted fashion, yet also commissioned international reporting and had, as Coles puts it, "a campaigning edge".
She published her first pieces in the Yorkshire Post at the age of 10, worked at the Spectator after leaving university, then at the Guardian for ten years. She came to New York a decade ago as a foreign correspondent for the Guardian, transferred to the Times, and eventually, having had two children there with her husband, the writer Peter Godwin, she decided to settle, and joined the staff of New York magazine as a senior editor. Never one to lose sight of the ladder, she crossed over to More magazine - she felt she could make her mark there; the position was more senior - and in 2006, just as The Devil Wears Prada hit cinemas, she became editor of Marie Claire
Does she miss reporting? "Yeah, of course I do," she replies. On the other hand, she owns nine pairs of Roger Vivier shoes. "If I'm having a bad day, there's nothing more fun than going into the closet and just inhaling the colour of next season's Oscar de la Renta or feeling the tailoring of a Calvin Klein suit," she says.
Coles is, in a rather un-English way, supremely ambitious - one acquaintance described it as a very Eighties kind of ambition, as if she'd read too many Jay McInerney novels - and the story about how she got the job at Marie Claire is no exception to the general picture. She flew across town to the home of Cathie Black, the president of Hearst magazines, as Black was leaving for the airport. Coles jumped into the cab with her as it was pulling away, and by the time Black's plane took off she was persuaded that Coles should be editor in chief.
I confess: I have known Coles for many years. As her legend suggests, it's hard to imagine a person she couldn't eat for breakfast if she wanted to. Yet she is also exceptionally generous, and the great pleasure of her kindnesses is that they are dispensed in the same mildly dictatorial tone, so you never know what's going to come next. As a result, on the reality show her deadpan manner is not always readable and makes for very funny television.
"All right, now what else do I need?" Coles zips up her handbag. "Sykes-ie, are you ready?" I ride to Columbia with Coles, Suzanne Sykes, her new creative director (formerly of Grazia), and her assistant Sergio, who used to be in the music industry and was inexplicably inspired to switch to fashion after he saw The Devil Wears Prada. Coles has been invited to speak by Victor Navasky, the venerable and gnome-like former editor of The Nation. When we arrive, I can't help smiling at the sight of her in her Lanvin dress and Chanel necklace, sitting in Navasky's crusty office. Yet she has a peculiar way of fitting right in. She asks Navasky what the students want to hear from her. "They'll want to have a good time while listening to you," he says. "Well, that might require copious amounts of alcohol," she replies with effortless self-deprecation.
Coles gives a witty talk full of sound advice. Then someone asks: "What would you have done differently if you'd known then what you know now?"
Coles says: "I would have been more pushy and more ambitious earlier on." Then she pauses, looks around the room and adds drily: "Which will appal the people in the audience who know me."
Friday 11 September 2009
Noirin's How To...
ABOVE: Noirin loves dressing up in the bedroom
ABOVE: The babe uses her technique on Marcus
ABOVE: Isaac gets to grips with Noirin / wenn.com
ABOVE: Noirin and Tom leave for the wrap party
ABOVE: Noirin does one of her sexiest shoots ever
11th September 2009
By Katie Begley
IF Noirin Kelly could bottle her sex appeal she would make millions, as it seems no man can resist her Irish charms.
The Dublin babe had six of her fellow Big Brother housemates desperate to bed her while she was on the show.
And since leaving she has scored with two more lucky wannabes from the reality series.
First newly-single Noirin, 26, was seen leaving the final Big Brother’s Little Brother last weekend arm in arm with hunk Kris Donnelly, 24.
They were later spotted kissing in full view of everyone at the Big Brother Celebrity event at London’s O2 IndigO2 club last Saturday night, before sneaking home together at 2.30am.
But just days later at the show’s official wrap party she made no attempt to hide her blossoming romance with Tom Oliver, 27, who entered the Big Bro house halfway through.
Joining the Daily Star for her sexiest shoot ever, the stunning lass admits she cannot help the effect she seems to have on men.
“It just happens,” she giggles as she slips out of her clothes and into some sexy undies.
“I don’t cast a spell on them, if that’s what you are thinking. I’ve always been able to get the man that I want.”
With that confidence we cannot help but pin the babe down and tease out every tip she has to seducing a man and keeping him panting for more.
Here Noirin gives us her top tips that will leave your fella eating out of the palm of your hand.
1. One of my biggest tips would be to always leave them wanting more. I have never put myself out there on a plate for a man to just take.
He needs to work a lot harder than that. But believe me, it’s worth it. Guys like the chase. Obviously don’t drag it out because, come on, they don’t have the longest attention span, do they?
But I always think about this when it comes to dating and even what I wear. Girls who go out showing off their boobs and flashing as much as possible don’t leave much to the imagination.
What’s in it for a guy if he’s seen everything from a mile off?
2. Remember girls, flattery gets you everywhere. Men say that it’s us women who want to be flattered all the time but don’t be fooled. They like their ego massaged, too.
If you can boost his confidence then he will think you are fantastic and will keep coming back for more.
Say things like: “Have you been working out because you look really good?” Or: “Wow, you smell good.” Say it with a glint in your eye and a sexy smile and he’ll be putty in your hand.
3. When you go out on a date make sure you ask him lots of questions about himself. It goes back to the whole ego thing.
Men like to feel like the centre of attention, whether they admit it or not. It also means you can get inside his head a lot quicker if you know more about him.
4. Be touchy-feely. I find that if I touch a man’s arm or thigh when I am talking to him I am more likely to keep his attention. The contact also helps keep things intimate.
If you are out with mates every now and again lean over and give his thigh a squeeze. Or if you are sitting opposite him why not explore a bit with your foot?
What’s even better is if you don’t look at him while your doing it. Give him a little wink then talk to someone else. It’ll drive him wild.
5. This is going to sound like a cliché but when I am talking to a man I really like I tend to play with my hair and smile a lot. Oh, and make as much eye contact as possible.
It’s something that I do naturally. Maybe it’s a mix of nervousness and attraction, but it seems to work. I think it’s the playful nature of it. Ask most men and they like women to be a bit girlie.
6. I don’t know who said it first but the way to a man’s heart is definitely through his stomach. I don’t know any guys who don’t love their food.
So try cooking a lovely meal for him, lighting some candles and enjoying an intimate night in. If you really want to spice it up then try cooking in your sexiest undies. His head will explode before you’ve even got to dessert.
7. IT might sound obvious but treat him. I’m not talking about buying him loads of presents that he’ll probably use once and then lose or leave in his car.
One of the things I like to do for my man is a sensual massage. Most people won’t know but I am actually a trained masseuse.
I’ll turn the lights off, light some candles, turn on some sexy music and then work my magic. By the end of it he is so relaxed that he will literally do anything for me.
8. I absolutely love dressing up and it’s a really good way of spicing things up in the bedroom. I’ve been a naughty nurse, a sexy angel, a Playboy bunny and a raunchy can-can dancer with stockings and suspenders.
I don’t need to explain why it works a treat, just try it out for yourself. I’ve also used sex dice which have a different action on each side. It got boring after a while so I made up my own ones. Oh, and don’t forget your handcuffs.
9. A lot of people don’t talk about it but cyber sex is pretty hot. I’ve done it and I really enjoyed myself. It’s great if you’re not going to see your man for a while or just to try something a bit different.
It doesn’t even have to be full on. Why not try sending some saucy texts to get him going before he comes home? Just make sure you send it to the right person.
10. What about bondage? It’s not something I have done myself but I have heard that with the right partner it can be amazing.
But girls, make sure you trust the person you are with. It involves a lot of trust and if there’s the slightest doubt then don’t do it.
Sunday 30 August 2009
Reality TV - The Salon 2003-4
The Salon -tv programme
3 reviews | Write a review | Ask a question |
January 5th, 2004
Author's product rating:
Advantages: | New take on reality TV |
Disadvantages: | BAD HAIR ! ! ! ! ! |
Recommend to potential buyers: | yes |
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Last year I was one of the many who walked through the doors of The Salon and left with a brand new hair do! I am going to give a review on my experience at The Salon and the different view gain when you are on the box and not just watching it.
The Salon graced our TV at 6pm Monday – Friday and of course at around 11am on T4 Sunday! They also had the Late Night salon! This were all the rude bits and fowl language gets shown!The Salon for those of you who do not know is another reality TV programme created by channel 4. The television company have built a Salon inside a Balham television centre. A team of 12 work in The Salon and we watch their relationships at work, the arguments, the love, the madness. We watch how they react with customers and wait to see the transformations and creations they come up with.
The Salon offers treatments including:• Facials
• Waxing
• Tinting
• Manicure
• Pedicure
• Massage
• Lip Enhancements
• Botox
• Spray Tanning
• Acupuncture
• Re Style
• Colour Permanent/ Temporary
• Perm
• Trim.
The Staff:
Manager: Paul: Paul in my opinion hasn’t mastered the art of being a good manager. He tries to hard to be their friend, and then suddenly turns into a Jackal and Hyde character and starts laying down the law. It just doesn’t work. The staffs don’t know weather they are coming or going with him.Stylist: Adie: Adie is a ladies man, he has made known that loves women wit big breasts and that he is a bit of a wild child. Adie’s style is a bit way out, and he has created some very funky hairdos over the series.
Stylist: Ricardo: Ricardo is a mad Bazillion who is always getting into trouble due to his mad out bursts and attitude problem.Stylist: Sonia: Sonia is lovely, she is easy going and relaxed, she was recently given a make over by Paul her manager as he thought her look was dated! I thought she looked great, but now with hair extensions she looks even better.
Colourist: Mel: Mel is your ultimate Rock Chick; she is also going out with receptionist Jonathan (A little bit of gossip for you)Trainees: Vass and Carina: Vass is a wannabe bad boy, he really looks up to Paul and Adie! He is also always on the look out for the ladies! Carina is stunning, a real beauty at the young age of 19 she is doing well in The Salon and has the potential to become a fabulous hair dresser.
Plus 3 others in the beauty department but I didn’t get to meet them.
To appear on The Salon you can apply in two different ways:
I applied to go on The Salon by sending an e-mail and here is roughly what I said:
“Hello, I am a regular viewer of The Salon and thought it would be fun to set you a challenge. I am an actress and I have recently been cast in a play, my part is a 17 year old Rock Chick, this is very different from my usual image. I think Ady would be the best man for the job. I hope that you will accept my challenge and be in touch soon.”The next day I received a phone call from a researcher, I had to answer a series of questions about myself and what hair cut I had in mind. The next thing I know they were booking me in for an appointment, my hair was to be cut by Ady. As you can imagine I was very excited! Not only was I going to get a brand new look, I might also get my 3 mins of fame on TV.
Being the luvie that I am I told every one about it! I e-mailed all my friends from uni and told every one at work. My sister arranged to go a friend’s house for the day to watch me live on E4! And of course set the video so that I could see for myself!
Inside Info:
When I arrived at The Salon I had to wait in a reception area. Here my bag was thoroughly checked and “Named” valuables had to be covered, this is due to advertisement policies. I was then given a clip on mic, and sent into the reception area!As I walked through the doors of The Salon I was socked at how small it was, it’s amazing how big and spacious they made it look on TV. I was greeted by Jonathan the very sexy receptionist! He took my coat and offered me a drink. He then took me on a tour of The Salon.
The beauty section was incredibly tiny, a small sauna/steam room, the chausses was tiny, and the treatment room was very small as well. In The Salon area was the nail bar, hair washing sinks and 4 seats ere you sat to have your hair re-designed.
I was booked in for Ady to do my hair, but alas a problem had occurred, Jonathan the receptionist had made a mistake and placed me in Ricardo’s column. This meant that Ricardo had too many clients and this did not make him very happy! Ady was not going to swap, so Ricardo was stuck with me.
I was slightly embarrassed by all the confusion but was soon put at ease by Sonia. Sonia took me over to a chair were we chatted about the style I was looking for, I explained that I want a Rock Chick image but I would like to keep the length as I did not think short hair would suit me. She suggested Red would be a good Rock Chick colour, a very vibrant, post box colour.
Soon we were joined by Ricardo who was to be cutting my hair. He sat down on a stool behind me and asked what I wanted. I said I wanted to look like a Rock Chick and with that he scooped up my hair in to a pony tail and SNIP! It was gone, he moved his hands away and my hair fell to the floor. I gasped as I looked in the mirror; my shoulder length hair now hung little below my chin.
Ricardo laughed and said, “It’s going to go a lot shorter than that!” I was stunned I didn’t know what to say, I decided to stick with it after all they knew what they were doing. Or at least I thought they did!!
If you were an avid fan of The Salon like me you may even remember the episode! It was Comic Relief day. Lots of The Salon staff was having parts of their body waxed for charity. Paul the manager had his under arms and chest waxed! Ouch! And Adie had one of his eyebrows waxed off!! The screams were very loud! And with all the commotion going on around me Ricardo kept skipping off to be part of the action. He’d cut some then runaway, and then cut some more then run away again! In total I was at The Salon from 11am – 4pm! The longest hair cut in the history of the world!
My hair was getting shorter and shorter and I quietly became more and more worried! The final hair cut looked good; it was very short and spiky with Red chunks throughout! Very Rock Chick! I was pleased if not a little shocked at my new image! My time had ended at The Salon and I left through the doors I came in as a changed woman!
Once I was back in the reception I was shocked to see that Ricardo had in fact followed me out! He was ranting and raving at the poor woman on the desk! He was upset because he had too many clients!Later when I was back at home I watched the recording of my day at The Salon, I was shocked to see that Ricardo’s outburst erupted into a massive argument with Paul the manager! I felt so guilty! Not long after that Ricardo left The Salon!
Everyone was shocked by my new do! Especially me! The next day I woke with my hair stuck on end! So I washed it, as I did I cried as hair dye ran out as though my head was bleeding. When I tried to style it I couldn’t get it to work! I have a natural curl in my hair and I did not have the fabulous hair straightens they used in The Salon!I cried all the way to work! Tricia24 fellow ciao member and my best friend was their too mop up the tears! But I still vow they ruined my hair!
A few weeks later all the colour came out and I was left with pinkie orange strands! I also looked like I had a really bad mullet! I went my usual hair dresser to see if she could help, she was shocked beyond belief, she said who ever cut my hair had just cut great chunks out of it!It has taken me since April last year to grow my hair out! It is now just to my shoulders! And I am able to put it into a ponytail once more!
The Salon has just finished its second series! I did not watch this series! My experience has put me off hairdressers!So be warned if you like me get tempted to go on reality TV! Think about the price you might have to pay for 3 mins of fame!
Is it worth it?Not for me it wasn’t!!!!!
Staffs from this last series are:Manager: Paul: Paul has stayed on to manage The Salon for the second time!
Stylist: Terry: Terry is the nephew of the one and only Ozzy Osborne.Stylist: Leo: The youngest stylist on board! And from his picture very fit!
Beauty Therapist: Georgina: Georgina is a line dancer!Beauty Therapist: Jorge: from Portugal, is a bit of a nut!
Beauty Therapist: Sarah: Most senior member of the team.Trainee: Brooke: Brooke is a fashion conscious junior.
Reception: Gina: Gina is a moody receptionist! Not as nice as Jonathan!Stylist: John: John is a glitzy camp stylist! He also popped up in series one when he took over from Ricardo’s departure!
Afro stylist: Natasha: New for this series as a permanent fixture.Beauty trainee: Justin.
Twins: The twins Hayley and Sarah are back for the second time, famous for their synchronised four hand massage!
GOSSIP:
For more information check out www.Channel4/TheSalon.com
REVIEW TWO:
.....I would go and have a free hair cut!
This programme just happens to be on at the right time of day, just after Neighbours on Channel 4 at 6pm Monday to Friday, this is the right time for me to watch it as I wash up after having just had my dinner and as we have the portable television in the kitchen at the moment I am slowly and surely becoming addicted to this weird programme.Why weird?
Well I say weird because at first glance I thought it was more of a drama series than a reality T programme but now I know the main characters and I mean the ones that stand out the most and this could be just because they are constantly being told off or because they are very funny characters but either way there are a few that stand out and I could name right now without even thinking about itWhat's the concept (or in other words what's the point)?
Well "The Salon" is a hairdressers/Beauty parlour in which the staff and their clients are filmed during opening hours (normally 9.45am - 6.45pm). The public phone up (or go online) and try to book appointments for a haircut or other beauty treatment because of the embarrassment of being on TV the treatments are free of charge. All the stylists and the beauty therapists are trained professionals apparently with loads of experience. There are also a few juniors who are learning the ropes from the others. Working at The Salon as well are the manager, a colourist and a receptionistYou could have a choice of a haircut or re-style, or a wax, sauna, mineral bath or something else in the treatment room and there is also a relaxation room for just chilling out.
As its very "Big brotherish" the Salon is actually based in a television studio in south London and it is filmed by using unseen cameras and microphones in all areas of The Salon except the changing areas just like in Big Brother.If you wanted to book a treatment you can do it online at http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/S/thesalon or by phoning 09012 299 299 and if you do get an appointment please leave a message in my GB.
There is a repeat of the 6pm Channel 4 show that is on Mondays to Fridays at 8pm. And there is an omnibus edition that is on at 2pm and 4:45pm on Saturdays and at 7pm on Sundays. As I said before you can watch the Salon live as on E4 it is live every Sunday to Friday from 10am to 5pm and 6:30pm to 7pm. You can also watch The Salon: After Hours which is on at 10pm on Saturdays on E4.But that's not all you can also watch The Salon on the Internet too from Sundays to Thursdays just go to the website mentioned above. This costs £4.95 a month details again from the website.
As I said before the main characters were Ricardo, Adee, Paul, Suzanne, Sonia, Oliver and Sandra.Paul is the Manager and as such has a big presence in the salon, he does his job brilliantly and this week had to sack Oliver and put another three up for a vote but here again he did keep on saying that he didn't want the job unless he could sack people.
Adee filled in for Paul when he was away for two weeks holiday he made a brilliant temporary manager but I prefer him as a stylist because then you get to see the real Adee and hear all about Big Boobs and stuff like that.Ricardo is a Brazilian who is gay and I love him he is outrageous with his hair, clothes and general manner.
Sonia has had some panic attacks recently but I really like her, Paul kept on at her about changing her image and he was right she looks so much better now.Suzanne and Sandra were both up for the public vote this week along with Ricardo who is thank goodness staying as the show would be very boring without him. It's Sandra that has to go, she is the receptionist and she has a big mouth and keeps swearing loads, Suzanne is a beauty therapist, she is Irish and was worried that the Irish wouldn't be able to vote and that she would be voted off but I knew that Sandra would go.
So Oliver who was a junior beauty therapist, and quite a character, and Sandra have left now.The Salon was only supposed to be on for 8 weeks and they have been given an extension.
Why watch it?Well you get to see the very colourful staff and the even more colourful clients. We have seen Geoffrey from Rainbow, a stripper, a streaker, a very tall transvestite a very large breasted woman, lots of blokes having waxes in very painful places and the haircuts that are amazing.
I never thought I would enjoy a programme that involved me watching a hairdressing salon it is truly fascinating.UPDATE
As it has taken a while for this category to arrive on Ciao I will have to update this opinion to say that they have a new receptionist called Jonathan and he and Melanie fancy each other and they also have two new permanent members of staff Aj (Alfred Joseph) who replaced Olly as Beauty Junior
and John another stylist he had been helping out but is now a permanent fixture.
Thanks for reading and please do not think of me as too weird for watching this programme I only tune in for something to listen to whilst doing my washing up! Honest!
Amanda
Review Three:
As you are probably aware reality TV has become a global plague amongst the law abiding tax payers who fork out for their licesnses. Channel 4 has gripped this phenomenom by the whatevers and exploted it for all it's worth. The Salon was a reality TV show aired on channel 4 during late afternoons.
The concept of The Salon is very simple: get a posh hairdressers, some cameras and film people.....having their hair done?!? So what's so interesting about this programme? To be honest, I'm not the one with the answer to that. I can think of a million better things to do with my oxygen time than to sit infront of the telly watching people have a lovley rinse done while chatting about clubbing and holidays. I could go into my local hairdressers with a camcorder and do that for free.Before you say anything, I'm not one of those people that just hear of something and dismiss it as dire straight away without trying it first. I actually did sit down to watch it, just to see if I could fathom why someone in the Channel 4 boardroom had the nerve to stand up and say "Hey I've got an idea for a programme. Ya know hairdressers right?....." and NOT get laughed at. This just seems to me to be nothing exciting or fresh, just an idea that is taken, regurgitated, but set in a different scenario.
If someone out there than shine some light onto the situation and explain to me how and why this programme was so popular I would be every grateful. You know you have gone wrong somewhere in life when you take great interest in a programme that depicts beautiful, fashionable hair stylists who are obviously making more money that most of it's viewers. Thank god it's over....for now!The latest in the reality craze is from the poorly viewed channel five. Back to reality adds it's own little edge to the regular celebrity reality program by combining all the rest into one. So is it any good I hear you ask, well yeah, for a change a celebrity reality show with real bite. Arguements and bitching daily, C list celebrities complaining that other C list Celebs have been on the number 7 bus to town and they only got the number 4 to the park. Yes really.
The basis of the show put ex reality tv stars in a mansion mix it with every reality tv program ever made and you have a winning formula. Oh and the producers come up with daily ideas like shoving in Jades husband who noone likes and he gets called petty names by Craig. The show will have you hooked but its the last week of the show.The show is hosted by Tess Daly and Richard Bacon famed for white powder and Blue Peter. Two of the best young hosts
The stars also have to do certain tasks related to other reality shows to earn money for there chosen charity. With an interesting take on the reality scene Back to reality is one to watch.
Here's a who's who....Catalina - Already evicted - Catalina was in last years I'm a Celebrity get me out of here, where she spent a week mooding and complaining. Through a tantrum when Ricardo of The Salon fame cut her hair too short.
Craig - Winner of the first big brother, probably most remembered for giving his money away to a girl with a disability and confronting Nasty Nick. Now on daytime tv DIY programs. In house got annoyed with Jeff(Jades Husband) and called him something along the lines of what you do to pancakes.Jade - Got her Kebabs out in Big Brother 2 and is known for her stupidness. Appeared on many reality shows including wife swap and I have hated her on all. Please don't let her win this, Jesus what has Britain come to if you do. Got on everyones nerves in the house and I've just heard she has been rushed to hospital...whoopee...
James Hewitt - Reality shows come with a token toff apparently and James has been this in 2. Not has bad as he seems, quite enjoyable to watch on this programme. Probably best known for selling Princess Dianas letters. In house arguments with Jeff - Jades Husband, also trying to romance Sarah(the one who give IT up in Joe Millionaire).Josie D'Arby - Known for presenting kids tv programmes and appearing in channel 4's The Games. Has to have the most irritating laugh on tv, Josie was having a bad first week when people were suspecting she was a Mole.
Lizzie Bardsley - Got her breasts out in the daily sport after appearing on Wife Swap. Did'nt really do much in the show and is now back in reality.Sarah Kozer - I was sad to see her go, on the other reality programme she appeared in she slept with Joe Millionaire himself to try and make him choose her. Obviously she has no particular talent in that department and decided to appear in Playboy. Evicted last she was in no real arguments with anyone but she was eye candy.
Maureen Rees - Thank god there's no car's around but Maureen as proved to of become the favourite amongst many people and the guests in the house. She doesnt do much apart from walk around and smoke fags but some people seem to like it.Nick Bateman - The first one to go by vote, Nasty Nick as he is better known made the first big brother the most interesting reality programme ever with his cheating. He tried to get the temperature rising in the Back to Reality house but with no such luck.
Ricardo - Cross dressing Ricardo who is known for getting sacked in the god awful reality TV programme The Salon made the show quite enjoyable before been voted out.Uri Guellar - Bends spoons etc but apart from that he aint right interesting, just pure weird appearing in the jungle with Catalina, Uri walked out...thank god....
Great to watch with plenty of action catch it if you can. All proceeds from phone voting will go to charity.Saturday 11 July 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Norman Mailer wrote in his biography of Marilyn Monroe that..
cynical or even further from reality than she was.
Instead, she was a poet on a street corner trying
to recite to a crowd pulling at her clothes."
but do we really know the real Marilyn?
she lived type cast her as a dumb blond.
wonderful images so you can see her as she really was...
I stood beneath your limbs
and you flowered and finally clung to me
and when the wind struck with … the earth
and sand- you clung to me.
you're a human being, you feel, you suffer."
"Dreaming about being an actress, is more exciting then being one."
"Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you, fame. If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle. So at least it's something I experience, but that's not where I live."
thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
"I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it."
or even beautiful, but because I had never belonged to anything or anyone else."
"I restore myself when I'm alone."
'Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them."
whole superstructure with no foundation but I'm working on the foundation."
to my movie idols turn into dull and little people."
especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered."
"I've never dropped anyone I believed in."
O, Time
Be Kind
Help this weary being
To forget what is sad to remember
Loose my loneliness,
Ease my mind,
I am of both your directions
Existing more with the cold frost
Strong as a cobweb in the wind
Hanging downward the most
Somehow remaining
those beaded rays have the colours
I've seen in paintings-ah life
they have cheated you
thinner than a cobweb's thread
sheerer than any-
but it did attach itself
and held fast in strong winds
and singed by the leaping hot fires
life-of which at singular times
I am both of your directions-
somehow I remain hanging downward the most
as both of your directions pull me
"If you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
Night of the Nite-soothing-
Darkness-refreshes-Air
Seems different-Night has
No eyes nor no one-Silence-
except to the Night itself
I Could Have Loved You Once
I could have loved you once
and even said it
But you went away,
When you came back it was too late
And love was a forgotten word.
Remember?
I left my home of green rough wood,
A blue velvet couch.
I dream till now
A shiny dark bush
Just left of the door.
Down the walk
Clickity clack
As my doll in her carriage
Went over the cracks-
"We'll go far away."
II
Don't cry my doll
Don't cry
I hold you and rock you to sleep
Hush hush
I'm pretending now
I'm not your mother who died.
III
Help help
Help I feel life coming closer
When all I want to do is die.
From Time To Time
From time to time
I make it rhyme
but don't hold that kind
of thing
against
me-
Oh well, what the hell,
so it won't sell.
What I want to tell-
is what's on my mind:
'taint Dishes,
'taint Wishes,
it's thoughts
flinging by
before I die-
and to think
in ink.
Good nite Sleep
and sweet repose
Where ever you lay your head-
I hope you find your nose-
My sex is ice cream
come to me
there's a tender dream
to share
I'm every man's love affair
with America
sweet angel of sex
sugar of sex
generous
adventuresome
forgiving
compliant
and tender
I ask no price
I'm waiting between the sheets
a rare sexy morning
take me
I'm easy
I'm happy
child-goddess nymphet
child of the universe
my skin glowing
my undergarment
I'm an angel of sex, you bet
and as the poet says
when you drink a beer to me
(even yet)
Let a smile come to your lips.
You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself. And sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."
Monday 11 May 2009
池田先生每日的決意祈求
池田先生每日的決意祈求
一、今天也要把全生命奉獻給廣宣流布。
二、不管發生什麼事要堅強的保持心平氣和。
三、每天見到的人和他談健康、幸福和希望。
四、對朋友讓他感受到他自己的優點(多讚美對方,不要嫉妒)。
五、對每件事情要保持樂觀主義,都要往好的地方去想。
六、盡自己的力量,以絕對要做出最好的結果來行動。
七、把別人的感動當作自己的事來歡喜。
八、不要在意過去的失敗,要向未來最偉大成功的目標前進。
九、沒有時間去討論別人的失敗,自己要專心的向上奮鬥。
十、對任何事不要害怕,對發怒(不高興)的事要忍耐。
十一、把困難當作機會,把御本尊的功德在生活上顯現。
◎要充滿強盛的生命力,以題目為根本,才有辦法作到以上幾點。
◎池田先生說:信心的秘訣,感謝最重要,有感謝才有歡喜,有歡喜功德才會倍增,不要因為恨跟氣,把自己的生命污染。
※不論現在處於任何情況,都應不斷鼓勵自己「我最後定能贏得勝利」、「我的家族是最棒的家族」、「我是這世界上最幸福的人」。
Sunday 19 April 2009
林志玲
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愛情哲學
名模林志玲的生活態度與愛情哲學___陶禮君
應邀為本地一女性雜誌寫個專題:性感。而根據該雜誌的調查結果發現,半數以上的受訪者認為林志玲是他們心目中的性感首選(也許你不在認同之列,但這是很可以理解的,因為任何的調查都有黑洞。)於是,雜誌社透過各種關係,幫我約了本尊進行一次秘密訪談。
四年前,林志玲剛開始走紅,就因緣際會專訪了林志玲。
四年後,再次面對面,林志玲還是那個巧笑倩兮、得體有禮的名模,只是這次的她還多了個身份,演員。因為演出赤壁裡的小喬,林志玲躍上了大螢幕。
以下是雜誌刊載的精采節錄,有部分內容則是她的閨中好友提供的私房花絮。
成名之後,林志玲從不諱言自己的幸運。就拿拍電影這件事來說,大卡司、大導演,這樣一個躍上國際舞台的機會,讓林志玲又喜悅又感恩。回想最初,背台詞、練 走位、拿捏演戲的感情,林志玲的心情是戰戰兢兢的,因為她不再只是個漂亮的衣架子,她必須投入角色,讓整場表演流暢、連貫、有意義。
「拍赤壁,不僅僅是露臉大螢幕的機會,更是一種百分百的學習。工作這麼多年,老實說,我已經不想要有更多的名氣,那個東西對我已經沒有吸引力,我渴望能跟不同領域的夥伴合作,接受更多的薰陶、訓練,透過這些過程,讓自己更進步。」
不管大家看了電影之後,給她戲裡的表現多少分數,林志玲都笑納。因為,對林志玲來說,她知道自己盡力了。有掌聲,她謝謝,有噓聲,她還是,謝謝。
光有脾氣是沒用的,溫柔才是最有力量的。
邀約太多,應接不暇,然而即便行程滿檔(光看都讓人頭昏)。可是,林志玲總是氣定神閒,鮮少不耐,於是,敬業與高EQ成了大家對她的激賞。
「說我敬業,感覺上好像我多用力工作,其實,我只是很喜歡我的工作,喜歡,就不覺得苦,就會開開心心去做。至於EQ高,是因為我對負面的事情盡量淡然處之,哦,別誤會我不是駝鳥,有建設性的批評,我會接受,但如果是漫無邏輯地毀謗,我就會視而不見。」
不失控,進退有據,林志玲把自己情緒處理的恰到好處,站在現在這個位置,事件與經驗,讓她學會了生存之道,那就是:光有脾氣是沒用的,溫柔才是最有力量的。所以,把稜角磨圓是需要的,這樣,才能擁有比較多的快樂。
林志玲自嘲說,就像一開始,外界對她最大的攻擊就是她那自成一派的『嗲妹妹』風格。對此,林志玲有點委屈地表示,她並沒有去強化這種嗲,所謂她的嗲,其實是被誇張了。
「我其實一直說話都是這個樣子,我只是會保留那個原本真實的聲音,而我自己並不覺得它是很嗲。但,我也承認,在主持或者演戲時,這種嗲聲是一定要調整&做改變的。」
因為懂得隨心所欲,所以更加顯得林志玲落落大方。
儘管有著如日中天的身價,但林志玲仍覺得一切都剛起步,知名度是別人給的,她念茲在茲的還是自己的本質
摔馬,摔出了新的人生
2005年底,林志玲的演藝事業,正開始起飛,主持、廣告、唱片等全上門,這時忙著拍攝化品廣告的林志玲,卻發生摔馬的意外,讓她原本快速播映的人生,按下暫停鍵,卻在「暫停」這一刻,林志玲領悟新的人生。
『珍惜當下』是林志玲歷經摔馬事件後,最大的收穫。
同時,也讓林志玲想起有個日本藝術家告訴她的話:「感情像雪球一樣,愈滾愈大,一旦不滾動它時,也會融化,化為烏有。所以,一定要珍惜身邊的人,工作只是一時的,家人朋友卻是永遠的。」
至於感情,林志玲說:「如果遇到合適的Mr.Right,我不反對選擇婚姻啊!」林志玲認為心靈契合的伴侶,千金不換,一旦碰到了,當然要把握。難怪,林志玲的經紀人說,如果有一天,林志玲突然告訴她,她不做了,要嫁人了,他也不會覺得驚訝,因為,這就是林志玲對愛情的態度。
保持身材的方法:游泳或跑步機一小時(讓身體流汗),然後每天喝4~5000cc的水。私房養生湯:用大同電鍋燉湯來補氣,「鍋底」有四物、紅棗、黨蔘、枸杞搭配雞腿。 養顏法寶:天生愛吃豬腳和雞皮,而且吃很多,補充膠原蛋白的效果十分顯著,另外則是每天吃兩顆水煮「蛋白」。
認為性感就是:健康、開朗、積極
認為誰最性感:綺拉奈特莉(Kiera Knight)、史考莉喬韓森(Scarlett Johnson)
認為幸福就是:對生活滿足。
認為自己最美地方:笑容
認為世上最美的東西:善良
認為女人最該具備的:真誠、包容、樂觀
最喜歡的身分:女兒
最開心的事情:泡個澡(最好點上香氛蠟燭、滴入精油)、大吃一頓
最難忘的經歷:前往非洲史瓦濟蘭探望愛滋遺孤,了解生命如此脆弱
最喜歡的偶像:奧黛麗赫本。_____(精采連結:http://www.wretch.cc/blog/camietao520)
不想當芭比
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今週刊20061122 小模特兒到橫跨走秀、代言和主持的第一名模,林志玲在事業如日中天之際宣布接拍吳宇森的年度大戲《赤壁》,推掉所有合約,卸下名模光環從頭學演戲,台灣第一名模能否蛻變為華人影壇新星,大家都在看。 「林志玲是小喬的惟一人選。」五月,華裔大導吳宇森向全球媒體公布他即將開拍的大戲《赤壁》第一女主角,是從未拍過戲的台灣名模林志玲。 二○○四年,林志玲像平地一聲雷,在台灣引起一股莫名的風潮,她走國際時裝大秀、代言的商品類別橫掃各領域、以「第一名模」之姿主持電視節目,成為金曲獎和金馬獎主持人,甚至繼蔣宋美齡和鄧麗君之後成為台灣郵政史上第三位登上郵票的女性。 這 樣的高曝光持續到二○○六年初,宣布接拍電影後,林志玲的新聞突然沉寂,電影經紀人閻柔怡表示,到電影開拍前,林志玲將接受一連串的表演訓練,不再接新合 約。劇本尚未擬定、舞台燈光還沒就定位、導演還沒喊開麥拉,林志玲為了還不確定是幾分鐘的戲分,硬是把數千萬元的合約往外推,在生涯高點選擇褪去名模光 環,沉潛蟄伏從頭學起。 林志玲為什麼這麼紅?有人說○四年總統大選後的紛擾讓林志玲的甜美更顯清新珍貴,有人說林志玲擁有天使臉蛋魔鬼身材,也有人歸因於高學歷和好家教讓她氣質出眾…,這些五花八門的分析,都不如在第一線與她相處共事的人的說法真實。 低身段 一 位資深綜藝記者回憶,走紅前的林志玲受邀到上海出席活動,同時間還有已在國際嶄露頭角的大陸模特兒李燕及一位香港名模,當天林志玲只穿一件低胸禮服,偏偏 天氣凍得不像話,大陸媒體的要求又多,三位模特兒在冷風中站了將近兩小時,兩位穿得多的模特兒早已面露煩躁,只著薄紗的林志玲身子直發抖卻還是笑容可掬, 這位記者當時就覺得,「這女孩,以後怎麼可能不紅!」 現在的林志玲是浪琴錶的亞洲區代言人,身價不可同日而語,身段卻沒有改變,浪琴錶行銷 經理周琬靚說:「有一次我們以芭蕾舞者的形式辦秀,志玲的經紀人很堅決地說她不可以跳舞。可是當志玲看完前面的秀,認為自己也跳舞,才能讓秀顯得和諧完 美,二話不說鞋子一脫就上台。」沒有彩排,林志玲脫稿演出,讓經紀人和錶商一陣驚嚇,「結果效果非常非常好。」周琬靚說。這一跳,林志玲展現了能文能 「舞」的一面,也贏得客戶的心。 在林志玲新紅乍紫時,就請她拍「植物優」廣告的愛鮮家總經理梁家銘也認同,林志玲的敬業態度一流:「代言人 最重要是敬業盡責,讓委託她代言的客戶感受誠懇;林志玲出門也都是搭她自己代言的車子,讓人覺得很窩心。」上個月,林志玲才以「設計顧問」的頭銜,發表自 己首度跨足設計的服裝,台灣區的總代理菁采企業副總Julia說:「因為她工作太忙,我們常常都是半夜在追她的東西,她連在曼谷轉機的三個小時都在機場畫 圖。」林志玲認真的程度,讓Julia心疼又感動。 人一紅工作總是排得滿滿,林志玲卻說自己也搞不清楚怎麼會紅,「但我爸爸說我從小就愛 笑,他說『志玲生出來就是一個有笑容的小娃兒』。如果笑容可以感染、帶給人家更大的快樂那有多好。」描述走紅經歷,旁人有一堆故事好說,林志玲卻總是三言 兩語就說完,爆紅當然是幸運的,但她超級敬業的工作態度,或許才是聲勢持續不墜的重要原因吧。 高EQ 超高EQ是林志玲給人最深刻的印象,人紅是非多,面對是非批評的聲音,林志玲幾乎從不以壞心情面對公眾,挑釁的問題或挑剔的責難,她總來個正面溫和又甜美的回應,像塊巨大的海綿,把所有不愉快當作試煉統統吸進去,而且似乎更壯大。 曾經與她共事過的富邦藝術基金會總幹事熊傳惠用人性的角度看林志玲:「像她這樣不會在大眾面前哭或生氣,才是正常人吧!許多藝人在鏡頭前情緒失控是為了炒新聞,就這一點來說,志玲簡直太不藝人了!」 執 導過林志玲多支廣告片的導演馬宜中索性說,「林志玲就是奇怪到極點。」早在八年前馬宜中執導已故港星張國榮的音樂錄影帶,其中一個入鏡的模特兒就是林志 玲,八年來,不論唱片圈還是電視圈,「沒有聽過一句關於她負面的話,這真的不可思議!」馬宜中口氣中充滿不可置信,「林志玲那種完美的東西不是演出來的, 否則會穿幫,我拍過太多明星,她的禮貌、聰明、敬業和優雅,我覺得怎麼可能有這種人,她今天有這個地位,就該她的。」 林志玲並非出道就一路 坦途,初進模特兒圈六、七年歷經起起伏伏,二○○二年選擇離開伸展台,到富邦藝術基金會擔任執行長翁美慧的策展助理。不過姣好外型、出眾氣質和敬業態度終 究將林志玲一路捧上無人能及的地位;但二○○五年七月,卻發生嚴重的「大連墜馬事件」,摔斷六根肋骨,走過鬼門關,靠著過人的意志力三個月後奇蹟復元,林 志玲說自己更加懂得珍惜和感激,傷後復出積極投入公益。學學文創志業副董詹偉雄分析黛妃和奧黛莉赫本:「她們都是在經歷『女性悲劇』後獲得更高的明星指 數……面對生老病死、悲歡欣喜,能否展現具領先性、時代感的行動風範。」林志玲摔馬後展現出來的,或許正如同詹偉雄所說,不論生命內涵或明星指數,都更加 豐富完滿。現在,第一名模要蛻變成為火候更成熟、層次更進一步的巨星,還欠缺什麼? 走紅以後,林志玲邀約不斷,但每跨足一個領域,就有人冷 言冷語不看好,與蔡康永搭配主持金馬獎被譏為花瓶,她只是笑笑地說:「能當一個稱職的花瓶也很好。」事後證明,當晚的明星不是梁朝偉也不是劉德華,而是換 了八套衣服的林志玲,每下愈況的金馬獎硬是靠志玲姊姊賣力演出破收視紀錄。 現在林志玲自己要演電影了,想像當站到電影搭建出來的巨大影棚 下,和伸展台有何不同?「有一個小小的盲點是,我這個人可能太會控制情緒,我的情緒是一條線,沒有太大的起伏。我開心的時候會很開心,但比較少去外放一些 情緒,可是我覺得演員應該要有很多的情緒在裡面的,這是我需要突破的關卡。」林志玲說出自己進到電影領域可能碰到最大的障礙。 馬宜中分析林 志玲接拍電影的優勢和弱點:「有部分真的是走伸展台太久,造成她肢體甚至微笑,變得比較反射性和機械化。」林志玲承認,當模特兒會習慣找鏡頭,擺出最漂亮 的姿勢,但馬宜中也說,「她聰明絕頂,領悟力高,看腳本會檢查每個表演該怎麼做,做不到會問,皺著眉頭拚命看我示範。」這樣的態度和天分,讓馬宜中相信林 志玲可以拍好電影。 肯吃苦 完全沒有經 驗,林志玲接受一連串的表演訓練課程,她描述自己上發聲課,「老師要我練習發聲,三個鐘頭我就是對著牆壁一直『啊』。」原本是正字標記的娃娃音要改,模特 兒的現代感肢體動作要改,情緒高度控制的表演方式要改掉,問林志玲辛不辛苦,「一定,會有很多想像不到的事情,但是我一直說我要克服,比方說聲音。我覺 得,給我時間,我會做到。」在溫婉外表下,林志玲展露的是自信堅毅。 為了揣摩角色,林志玲笑說:「我找了很多資料,劇組那邊也有,真的很多 耶你知道嗎,我現在光《三國演義》大大小小就不知道幾套了,簡單的從漫畫書,然後是羅貫中的小說,還有相聲、康永哥的有聲書也有,反正你想到的我大概都 有。」現在她不是在工作,就是在讀古書,「我沒有野心想以後要怎麼樣,我只是真的覺得要把這一次這個機會做好,我跟導演說,這部戲是男人的戲,我在裡面所 承接的是橋梁的作用,只要扮演好這個柔軟的橋梁角色,即使是短短幾分鐘,我也希望能做好。」 「要讓大家慢慢忘記表象,就得靠再有深度一點的東西。」馬宜中說,「電影是所有娛樂性表演中,影響力最大也最有深度的,如果她證明自己可以演戲,她的全面性就更扎實,也許一兩年或三年後,就可以做更有影響力的事。」 林 志玲完美嗎?這個問題好像一點也不重要了,如果說林志玲是台灣現在離真正的國際舞台最接近的「明日之星」,沉潛蟄伏過後的林志玲,能否重現蘇東坡《念奴 嬌》 筆下:「江山如畫,一時多少豪傑。遙想公瑾當年,小喬初嫁了,雄姿英發。」的景象,相信比她走過的任何一場秀,都值得期待。 撰文:林易萱 攝影:聶世傑 |
Sunday 15 February 2009
Lily Allen cleans up
Giving up drugs, the older men, the wild parties... Lily Allen cleans up
Plus the missing mum, the rebel dad, being expelled, and that fight with Elton...
Last updated at 10:00 PM on 14th February 2009
'I was never really concerned about my future because I always knew I wanted to be a singer,' says Lily Allen
Amid the chaotic whirl of Lily Allen’s new north London flat, the postman always rings at least twice a minute. There is a constant interruption of deliveries, principally Chanel dresses, handbags and other goodies. She takes the latest batch, walks past her grandfather Eddie, who has been living here for a while, and goes to her bedroom. I duly follow.
It is an arty mix of masculine dark walls, white-painted floorboards, original prints (nothing from her most recent fling, art gallery owner Jay Jopling, though), a mirrored chest of drawers surmounted with a framed painting of the Sex Pistols God Save The Queen record cover and a huge cushion-piled bed; and, oddly, slap bang in the middle of it all, a substantial roll-topped Victorian bath.
It’s anarchy, but it’s only skin-deep. She pulls open the top clothes drawer and reveals dozens of jewel-coloured Agent Provocateur silk and satin pants, neatly folded into separate plastic pocket holders; Stepford-Wife perfection. In her walk-in wardrobe, every pair of shoes is boxed and has a Polaroid of the contents stuck on the outside. In her kitchen cupboards and in the spice rack, all the labels face the front. And there is one overriding house rule: no drugs. ‘I don’t want people crashed out here all hours of the morning. I don’t want any drugs in this flat.
‘This is what I’m really all about,’ she adds, pointing to the ordered garments, shrugging off her vintage dressing gown (and yes, she has lost a hell of a lot of weight) and wriggling bra-less into a tight, black Phillip Lim couture dress.
‘It’s control. I have to be in control.’ Then she grins. ‘Even when I’m out of control I’m still sort of in control.
I know the point I’m going off the rails. But it’s my decision to go off them.’
Originally hailed as the quirky, kooky bright young thing of British pop when she launched herself through MySpace two years ago, Lily – daughter of hell-raising actor Keith Allen – rapidly became less known for hits such as Smile and better known for behaving badly, getting drunk, doing drugs, falling out of parties, crashing her own chat show and slagging off other pop stars. She also, famously, alternately berated herself or defended herself on her own blog.
She nods sincerely. ‘I’m not going to be doing so much of that (blog) stuff now. Thing is, for me, when stuff happens, I have to write it down. That’s what I was doing. Putting every emotion I was having out there on my blog. But it was too much. You can’t do it. It all gets twisted up. I’ve learned my lesson.’
She fuelled her own baptism of fire with her bloggings about being a mess and her bad behaviour. The newspapers were full of pictures of Lily stripping off in Cannes, falling flat on her face outside London’s Groucho Club and stories of a heated row with Elton John at the GQ Awards, where he allegedly bawled her out for being off her head (‘Not true, he’s a mate’), weeping after not winning a Brit (‘I wasn’t’), dying her hair pink, splitting up from her boyfriend, Ed Simons from The Chemical Brothers, after a horribly public miscarriage and then damning herself as ‘fat, ugly and sh**ter than Winehouse’, causing everyone to fear for her state of mind.
‘If you’d come to my place six months ago or two years ago, I wouldn’t probably be up by now,’ she says. (It is about 11am.) ‘There would have been empty vodka bottles everywhere, drugs, whatever. If you think, when all this happened I was 21. Becoming famous is all a bit scary and weird and I had no idea how to handle it.
‘On the one hand, it’s great – you get all this free stuff and party invites... and then on the other, I couldn’t even stay at my nan’s funeral to pay my respects because there were photographers all over the place. And God, I loved my nan.
'So much is written about you, and you look at it all with these photographs, and you think: “Everyone must think I’m a total t**t.” I don’t ever think I’m any different to anyone else. But suddenly I’m this cartoon of a party girl. If I didn’t know me I’d think I was a t**t, too.
‘So you go out and you get off your head. You get invited to parties and there’s free drink and drugs. Well you do, don’t you? What other 21-year-old wouldn’t do that?
‘Then you wake up and people are calling you ugly and fat and saying what a state you are. You have to deal with that or you can deal with it by just trying not to deal with it.
'And then something much bigger than all of it happens. At some stage the axe is going to fall. When I had my miscarriage I didn’t even know what I was going through, and I’m there and I have to put out a press release to say I was losing my baby. I didn’t deal with any of that at all. I just went out.’
She pauses and looks away. ‘The thing is, I didn’t actually start dealing with it until the baby’s due date. Then
it all hits you and you can’t escape and you have to just do something. You have to start dealing with reality.’
But Lily knows how to pull it back. She can turn the mad behaviour, the partying, the outrageous image on and off like a switch. Inside she is a carefully controlled, highly ambitious woman. The girl who just knew at a young age she was going to make it in the music business; the girl who is a perfect cross between her hard-working, highly organised mother and her wild, unpredictable father.
She looks up. ‘I had a dream last night my dad had died. That’s horrible isn’t it?’
There is a pause and I tell her that you always dream the opposite of what happens.
Instantly she laughs: ‘Oh God. That means my dad is going to live forever. Knowing him he probably will. I don’t know which is worse. Dreaming about him being dead or living forever. God help us all.’
You go out and get off your head. There's free drink and drugs. Then you wake up and people are calling you ugly and fat and what a state you are
When Lily talks it’s like listening to the lyrics of her songs. She is funny, charming, intelligent and honest. When bad things happen she doesn’t expect any help or sympathy. The only person she relies on in life to sort things out is herself. She kicked off her music career on her own, financially she is self-made (worth an estimated £3 million) and as a woman she is utterly independent. When she’s not talking or trying on dresses or dealing with the alterations man from the dry cleaner’s, she’s sorting out tea for her dapper seventysomething granddad Eddie – Keith’s father – and fixing up an appointment with her doctor. When he begs to demur, she tells him: ‘I don’t trust your doctor because he’s not my doctor.’
In the story of a dysfunctional upbringing, Eddie was one of the few figures of security. Lily’s grandmother, who died last summer, and grandfather spent much of her childhood looking after her and her younger brother, Atonement star Alfie. Her father, Keith, left her film producer mother, Alison Owen, when she was four years old, and it was Alison who then had to work full time to support Lily, Alfie and Sarah, her older daughter by a previous relationship, who is now 29.
Lily was sent away to a number of top public schools including Millfield and Bedales, and was expelled from several for bad behaviour.
‘I hated school,’ she says. ‘I hated being away from home, away from London. I never felt what I was being taught was in any way relevant to my life.
'I’m just not good with authority figures. My mum used to have to work all the time and we’d have nannies looking after me and my little brother. I’d be on the phone all the time saying, “She’s telling me to do this and I’m not doing it.” My mum would just say, “Tell her to shut up then.”
‘It was pretty hard to be a rebel in our house as there wasn’t much you could rebel against. Mum wasn’t into authority and everyone knows what my dad is like.
'I was never really concerned about my future because I always knew I wanted to be a singer. I just believed it was going to happen. I think I am very much a product of my parents.
'I can moan because they didn’t do everything I wanted and it wasn’t perfect, but ultimately I’m proud I’m part of them. They’re different. That made me totally determined and motivated to do exactly what I want. It can be good or bad, but it’s always my choice.’
'I have to have something to do. I need to work. I need to be busy,' says Lily
Eddie remembers things slightly differently.
‘Lily’s had her moments. But she’s still a sweet kid. My wife used to have a tape of her singing in the Millfield school choir, which she’d play again and again. When they were little kids, I don’t remember Lily causing any problems at all. She was the quiet one. It was Alfie who was the terror.
‘Of course, her gran and I are proud of her. Neither of us are very keen on some of the swearing or things she might do or say. But you have to accept it. That’s the way things are today. If you don’t accept it you’ll lose her.’
Lily shrugs. In many ways her unconventional childhood must have been the best preparation for life as a pop star. In between schools, she enjoyed tea at her grandparents’ along with visits to the Groucho and tiny roles in her mum’s movies (she played a member of court in Elizabeth).
‘Yes and no,’ she says. ‘There was always something going on. I remember Alfie being the bad one. There was always some drama with Alfie. You couldn’t compete. Unless you joined in. I think it did change me. It gave me independence and it made me look at authority in a totally different way. Like, it wasn’t ever going to be something that applied to me.
‘What I really wanted was a mum at home all the time, and a dad. It just didn’t happen, though. My mum had to work because she had to earn money. But that’s not what I want for my kids. I just want to be there.’
Lily can easily flick from being daddy’s girl to her mother’s daughter. Ultimately she wants to face up to her responsibilities. It is no coincidence that Lily gave up drink and drugs last September, the month her baby was due.
The other thing she did was disappear to Los Angeles and write a new album, It’s Not Me, It’s You. (‘I had to get away from London. All the distractions, all the parties. I’m not good with temptation so I just had to go.’).
The new recording surpasses her Grammy-nominated debut, Alright, Still in its lyrics and observations. The songs are about taking too much cocaine, party girls, mucked-up love affairs, the grand and the humdrum all wrapped up together.
Much of the album was written at the infamous Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles.
‘I wasn’t booked in there,’ she says. ‘My record company put me in this horrific apartment. I got there, unpacked and then just sort of exploded. I got back into my rented Mini with my girlfriend, piled all our stuff in and drove to the Chateau Marmont.
‘They didn’t even have a room.The guy on the desk told me there was just one vacancy, which was (a bungalow)
in the garden. It was the place John Belushi died in. He asked me if that was a problem. As if…’
Right now Lily is enjoying being clean and sober.
People take drugs because life can be dull. We shouldn't put drugs on a pedestal. Lots of people take drugs and then get up and work
‘I have to have something to do,’ she says. ‘I need to work. I need to be busy. What terrifies me is having nothing to do. I was terrified after my first album because I didn’t know what was happening. I didn’t know when the second album was going to work out. It does literally terrify me. That’s what gets me into trouble. I’m so terrified I need to numb my mind. It’s what I do.’
Lily has had a lot of therapy. Aged 18, she tried to slit her wrists after her first serious relationship ended. She was sent to the Priory.
After her miscarriage she sought help and every now and again she goes to ‘sort myself out’. She is clearly, right now, dealing with her wild streak. Other issues also lurk close to the surface. It’s not difficult to draw parallels between her relationships with men and her relationship with her dad. Lily seems to go for father figures.
‘I do definitely prefer older men,’ she says. ‘They just get me more. They’re more interesting, you know, have more to say, more to think.’
Simons is 39; her most recent ex, Jopling, is 44 and – rather worryingly – a close friend of Keith’s. Lily appears untroubled. You can see she accepts there will always be a chase. There are several mentions of a man called ‘Ricky’.
She is getting dressed up as she’s going to see him in his office. It’s not a relationship but, in her tight black dress and heels, she asks, ‘Does this look… you know… phwoar!’ And she laughs. She likes flirting. It’s up there with eating out, walking her dogs and fancy clothes. ‘But I have to be doing things. I like having a million things to do. Projects, challenges.’
She’s had dinner with Boris Johnson to talk about getting involved in some way with teenage issues. ‘It’s tough being a teenager. We have a terrible education system, there’s a lot of fear, lack of community. I just want to get involved somehow, to do something.’
She is also reading about as many things as she can: art, politics, foreign affairs. ‘I didn’t learn much from school but I’m a massive self-educator. I’m always reading, asking questions, on the internet. If I’m out and someone says something I don’t know I’ll get my BlackBerry and Google it under the table. I’m obsessed with learning stuff.’
In the corridor is a framed copy of her police arrest form following an alleged assault on a photographer in 2007. ‘I love that,’ she says. ‘I had to have it framed and put on the wall.’
You wonder if drugs will continue to be a thing of the past. She shrugs. ‘I’m not saying never. People take drugs because life can be dull. We shouldn’t put drugs on a pedestal. Lots of people take drugs and then get up and work. You can never say never, just not now.’
Lily has worked out that, in the end, it’s all about what you earn. ‘You start out and you just put all of yourself out there. And then you get messed up. So you have to draw back. It all still goes on. But I want to work, do well with this album, get a boyfriend and make enough money to buy a house in the country.’
Does she want this album to be a critical success? She grins: ‘Well yes. But most of all I want it to sell. That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it?’
The album ‘It’s Not Me, It’s You’ is out now